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Dr. J’s Travelogue: Life on the Reserve – Moving North

I’m going to take you with me on my travels, starting with moving to an isolated reserve in northern Canada in 1976  — I was 23 at the time — and ending with my 60th birthday party at Victoria Falls in Zambia in 2013. In between there were — and will continue to be — a number of adventures.

Stanley Mission, part of the Lac La Ronge Indian Band, was a fly-in reserve on the Churchill River in northern Saskatchewan. Yes, yes I know that “native American” is politically correct, but the people who live on the reserves in Canada want to be called Indians. That is what it says on the Treaty with Queen Elizabeth I — also known as “the great white mother” — and that is what gives them their status. So Indians it is. Under the mantra of “local control of Indian education” the band — which would more likely be called a tribe in America —had just taken over running their own education system. And it seemed like an exciting place to be, so I applied for a job as a teacher and was hired.

When I moved to Stanley Mission in 1976, there was no road, no telephone, no radio and no television. We flew into the settlement in single-engine bush planes that landed on the river with pontoons in the summer and on the airstrip with skis in the winter.

The two-way radio operated out of the Band Office and you could call the outside world from 9 a.m. until 17:00, Monday to Friday. It was a “dry” reserve — meaning alcohol was not allowed — and you weren’t allowed to mention liquor on the public radio system. Swearing wasn’t allowed either. So to get around that you would ask the pilot to bring in a bottle of horse liniment on the next plane. Situations were reported in code, My standard response to “fubar” which translated as ‘fucked up beyond all recognition.”

I didn’t miss television, but radio would have been nice. Mail came in twice a week and Wednesday was milk day. After school we would rush to one of the two local small stores that would barely rate as a corner grocery in a city. The formula was to head for the fridge at the back of the shop. The milk may have been sitting on the dock for a few hours before it was flown in, so it was standard practice to check before buying. If the fridge was littered with opened cartons it was a sure sign they were sour from the heat of the summer. During the winter the cartons rattled with half-frozen milk. UTH milk was hailed as a revolutionary discovery right up there with the wheel.

I’d been weaned into the Indian way of life on the Onion Lake reserve and in Ile a la Cross, where I’d taught short-term adult education classes so sliding further into isolation wasn’t a problem.  Living on the reserve further cemented my sense of living as ‘other’ that I had developed by the time I finished high school.

When I arrived on the reserve there were still traditional elements of the Cree culture. Many people have nicknames and the locals called me Okamao-iskwio, which rough translates as ‘little boss woman’.

Local families would pack up their supplies in the autumn before the river froze over and fly out to their remote trap-lines with their ski-doos strapped onto the pontoons of the float plane. Equipped only with a battery operated two-way radio, ‘moccasin telegraph’ was very effective; everyone knew what everyone else was doing even though the trap-lines were often quite a distance from each other. From time to time — usually during the winter because it was easier to travel by ski-doo than boat — I’d visit people out in the bush. Lunch would inevitably consist of tea, boiled beaver and bannock (a type of flat bread) spread with lard. It made the bush meat of West Africa and the smoked dog I was later to eat in China look appetising. But we will get to those taste treats later in the series.

Meanwhile, stay tuned for the next episode of me getting adopted by the McLeod family. Until then, this is your contributing travel editor signing off from Cape Town, South Africa.

In 2013, Use Your Weekends Wisely

As college students, we’re busy as hell. At least for fifteen weeks each in the fall and spring. Juggling five classes and an internship and/or part-time work while trying to maintain some semblance of a social life is hard. And it can leave us feeling really burnt out.

For some college students, relaxing on the weekends comes easily — and means one very specific activity for them: partying. Then there are others of us. We’re workaholics, nervous about finding a job after graduation, or maybe we’re just biology majors. Anyway, for us it seems like giving up an hour of trolling the job boards or reading that 4″ thick textbook again would break our hopes of employment or getting that A. But the truth is, we need to learn to slow it down. We need to take better advantage of the weekends and other downtime, if we want to succeed.

Laura Vanderkam's What the Most Successful People Do on the Weekend cover

Learn now to use your weekends wisely.

Time management expert Laura Vanderkam just released her book, What the Most Successful People Do on the Weekends, and in it, she offers up anecdotes and advice that illustrate the importance of — and how to — make the most of your weekends. While the answer to the question “What do the most successful people do on the weekends?” is not (necessarily) “Work,” it’s also not, “Nothing.”

The most successful people figure out what non-work activities are the most fun and fulfilling for them. They make plans and keep them. They don’t just sit in their pajamas doing nothing all day.

“To make the most of your weekends,” Vanderkam writes, “‘you tell yourself, look, what would make me really, really enjoy this day and kind of get me out of the normal routine and give me pleasure?’ Then say, ‘this is what I’m going to do,’ and come that time, be disciplined about that commitment, telling yourself, ‘this is my appointment, just as if it’s a doctor’s appointment or an appointment to go to work.’”

Reading her great little book, I realized that my weeks with my Grammy are always fun and restful because we do a lot of these same things. We plan things out a day or two in advance so there’s some element of anticipation, which is half the fun, and we do a mix of things. And I also get more sleep while I’m there, which is part of returning rested to your work.

Be sure to order a copy of Vanderkam’s newest book, which will help you make the most of your limited time in college and help you prepare for managing your time once you have a full-time gig.

MY PLEASURE – First Single Christmas

This was the first Christmas I’ve celebrated single since before I was 14. Probably. I don’t have the best memory, but I’ve always had somebody I was fucking/dating/seeing since my first boyfriend. Whether I was sneaking guys through my window to be what they called “a tease,” sneaking myself through my window after spending a couple hours at their place or not sneaking at all because I was old enough to have my own place, I’ve never just been on my own. I’ve always relied on someone else to give me the emotional support and physical affection I never received growing up. For so long I’ve been using a relationship to fill the void in my heart, and after so many heartbreaking relationships causing the hole to become larger, I’m deciding to take a hiatus from them. I’m deciding to be single and to concentrate on mending the void once and for all – because I’m in no shape to be in a healthy relationship anytime soon.

This isn’t to say I’m not still looking and talking to people. This isn’t to say I don’t like people and don’t want to be with them. This isn’t to say I can’t be with said people in the near future. Being single doesn’t mean you have to be without company. However, since the big breakup of 2012, I haven’t felt ready to get back into a relationship, and I’ve ignored this feeling multiple times only to end up just as heartbroken. For the first time in my life, I’m actually concentrating on me. I’ve said this before, but this time is different – I don’t feel the pull I used to towards using intimacy to fill the void in my heart. I have no desire to use a fling as a temporary fix – no matter how much I like someone. This is a huge breakthrough for me. I’ve never felt this way before. I mean, I desperately want affection, but I’m not acting on this urge. Usually I’d have someone on speed dial by now.

Christmas is an incredibly difficult time to be single, especially when it reminds you of previous Christmases with someone you love. I want to say I was unaffected, as I was pretty unemotional about it – but I’m really good at pushing my feelings away. Usually I’m ecstatic about Christmas. I go all out when it comes to decorations and presents, spending the most time and effort on whoever I’m seeing. However, this year I didn’t even put up my tree until the morning of. I didn’t buy presents until the day before. Honestly, I didn’t think about Christmas until I had to – which is weird, because Christmas is my favourite time of the year. But without someone to brave family events with and kiss under the mistletoe, it was uncharted territory for me and I didn’t want to go near it.

For the first time in my life, I’m becoming okay with being single. I’m not using a relationship to define who I am; I need to figure out who that is first. I know that I’m a strong woman who fights for what she believes in. I know that despite my family’s convictions of my “life choices” that my decisions are not only helping others but helping myself. I know running my own business is what makes me happy. But I don’t know exactly what many other aspects of myself are – like where I want to live, what gender I want to date and what my long term goals look like. I know I want more freelance writing published and I want to write a book. I know I want to expand my business and work on other artistic ventures. I know I want to travel and I want to visit Vancouver. I know I’m excited to explore my life and that I don’t need to wait for a partner to do it. I’m excited to learn what I want and who I want to be instead of molding myself into who I think I should be in a relationship. I’m excited to rediscover myself, by myself.

You can read MY PLEASURE every Wednesday at MLTS Mag

Rape Myths Persist. Be Part of the Solution.

Last week, details of a California judge’s decision in a rape case that was tried in 2008 were released. In a statement similar to remarks made earlier this August by Congressman Todd Akin, Judge Derek G. Johnson called the rape of People v. Metin Riza Gurel not a rape.

Christopher Mallios

Christopher Mallios, attorney adviser for AEquitas, is working to end rape myths. Here, he suggests ways you can get involved.

In his incendiary decision, for which he was admonished by the Commission on Judicial Performance, Judge Johnson said, “I’m not a gynecologist, but I can tell you something: If someone doesn’t want to have sexual intercourse, the body shuts down. The body will not permit that to happen unless a lot of damage in inflicted, and we heard nothing about that in this case. That tells me that the victim in this case, although she wasn’t necessarily willing, she didn’t put up a fight.”

This is just another case where rape myths have persisted not only in our culture but in our legal system. And despite the fact that a crime is a crime, we live with a legal system where sexual crimes require a higher burden of proof in practice if not de jure.

“Victims of sexual violence deserve the same access to justice as all other crime victims, and unfortunately what we see in this case is all too common,” said Christopher Mallios, attorney adviser for AEquitas, a national organization that trains prosecutors and other law enforcement professionals in handling violence against women. “Sometimes judges — sometimes prosecutors, sometimes police officers — treat these cases differently than they treat all other crimes.” Continue reading

Travel Advice Dr. J Wishes Someone Had Given Her

As I slide closer to my 60th birthday on January 24th, 2013 there are a few travel-type things I wish I had known when I was the age of the M.L.T.S. readers. That said, it is still likely that you will have to figure it out the finer details as you develop your own travel style.

Passport

Dr. J: Guard your passport with your life!

Guard your passport with your life. Watching my friend go through the hassle of having her passport replaced in Nairobi after she had her handbag snatched was a very long and very dull experience. The best option is an over-the-body document pouch that you wear under your clothes. The round-the-neck ones are okay, but the pouch is sturdier and makes it harder for thieves to rob you. Stash a photocopy of your passport in your suitcase. And, as a further back-up, scan a copy to an email address you can download from anywhere. Continue reading

Miranda Kerr’s Got the Rx for Your Relationship Problems

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

Read on for Miranda Kerr’s advice on keeping your man interested. (Barf bags are not included.)

Dunno how I missed this earlier, but apparently, Miranda Kerr — she of the Victoria’s Secret fame who married Orlando Bloom and refused to let him leave the room while delivering his spawn — shared her relationship advice on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson earlier this month.

“My grandma said, ‘Men are very visual, so don’t forget that,’” Miranda said. “She said, ‘Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband.’”

I know you’ve heard the argument against such sexist notions before. It’s insanely ridiculous to tell an audience that you can “keep” your man if you look good enough, as if to say that should he cheat on you or break up with/divorce you, it’s your own damn fault. Yeah, you lazy good-for-nothing opposite-of-a-hottie.

Well, the quote kind of got Cosmopolitan’s Korin Miller wondering. In her blog post on December 5, she posed the question: “[W]hat do guys do for us to bring the sexy?”

She continued, writing, “We mean, most try to seduce us in grotty old boxers and have zero qualms about downing garlic bread before a makeout session, while we repeatedly whip out matching lingerie and avoid stinky foods to keep things hot.”

Honestly, I don’t even make that much of an effort. Sure, I dress up for work, and I take pride in having beautiful hair, but I also love garlic more than any other spice on this green earth. And he of the “grotty old boxers” doesn’t get super fancy lingerie because, guess what? I don’t get freebies from my day job as a super model. I can’t afford $6-a-pop lace panties. Sorry.
So yeah, he’s just got to love me the way I am. If he’s not turned on by the sight of my tight, plump butt in a light blue cotton panty, then it’s not on me. So please, Miranda Kerr, you who probably wake up looking like a goddess, shut up about how we mere mortals can keep our men. Ugh.
-Rosella Eleanor LaFevre

Why These 4 Arguments Against Increased Gun Regulation Make No Sense

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My intelligent cousin, trained as a social worker, shared the above meme on Facebook today. Normally I agree with her views and the things she shares. Today, I disagree. At least with the statement that “Guns are not the problem.”

Unless you just came back to sea level from an underwater mission, you’ve heard about the massacre Friday in Newtown, Conn., where a seriously disturbed 20-year-old murdered 26 people and then himself. After a lot of shock, people started talking about how this should be the impetus for changes in gun regulation and safety laws. Of course, those who feverishly cherish their guns and their precious right to bear arms got all up in arms about the argument. “This isn’t a time for politics,” we were told.

But it most certainly is the time to talk politics. And gun control. And mental health. And parenting. And social responsibility. Here are the reasons given by those who do not want increased gun regulation and safety laws: Continue reading

Psy Will Lose His American Audience Very Soon

Psy

Hater Style: Pop phenom Psy getting heat for his hatred of American soldiers in the wake of the murder of two Korean girls.

I’ve been saying this for a few weeks: Psy, of recent “Gangnam Style” fame, is not going to last.

First of all, our American attention span is crazy short. Secondly, Psy’s song has only two English words in it. Most Americans probably listen to it on the radio without knowing what it’s actually about. (It’s a satire about a wealthy neighborhood in Seoul, South Korea, where the aspiration for a Western lifestyle rules.) And now, someone dug into his past and found the 2004 song, “Dear American” by the band N.E.X.T., in which the Korean rapper tells listeners to kill American soldiers and their families.

Yeah. So even though the Korean superstar has released a statement of apology and was still set to perform in Christmas at Washington last night (the show will air on Friday, Dec. 21), his fame just may be short lived as I’ve been saying.

In the song, Psy raps these lines:

Kill those fucking Yankees who have been torturing Iraqi captives
Kill those fucking Yankees who ordered them to torture
Kill their daughters, mothers, daughters-in-law and fathers
Kill them all slowly and painfully

This was after the accidental deaths of two teenage girls in Seoul on January 13, 2002, which apparently really affected Psy, who said in his recent apology, “The song I featured on in question from eight years ago – was part of a deeply emotional reaction to the war in Iraq and the killing of two Korean schoolgirls that was part of the overall antiwar sentiment shared by others around the world at that time.”

He says he’s sorry and that he now knows better. “While it’s important that we express our opinions, I deeply regret the inflammatory and inappropriate language I used to do so,” he wrote.

It seems like a heartfelt apology, given this sentence, “I have been honored to perform in front of American soldiers in recent months – including an appearance on the Jay Leno show specifically for them-  and I hope they and all Americans can accept my apology.”

To check out the rest of the apology, you can check out this New York magazine blog post.

What do you think — is Psy’s American fame going to die soon?

- Rosella Eleanor LaFevre

We Want Birth Control for All Without a Prescription

Birth Control

We’re arguing that birth control SHOULD be available over the counter.

The American College of Obstetricians and Gynecologists recently recommended that birth control should be available over the counter. This professional organization, which is comprised of doctors specializing in reproductive health, argues that this policy change would reduce the number of unintended pregnancies. Approximately half of all births in the United States are unintended, as it has been for the last 20 years, according to the Guttmacher Institute.

Such a move would, as I see it, benefit lots of people. First, it would benefit teenage girls who want to be on birth control but have trouble getting access to it without parental approval and young women in their 20s who experience gaps in birth control because of its unaffordability. (This puts them at particular risk of unintended pregnancy.) And it would benefit women of all other ages who are subject to human error on their gynecologist’s end.

It would also benefit taxpayers who foot the $11-12 million bill racked up by all of those unintentional births.

Providing low- or no-cost birth control has been proven to significantly reduce the number of births. As was shown in a recent study published by the Obstetrics & Gynecology journal, the birth rate among 9,000 girls and women who were given free access to birth control was found to be 6.3 per 1,000 rather than the national rate of 34.1 per 1,000.

As a teen, I wanted birth control to control my periods, which came at an unbearable two weeks apart. For whatever reason, my mother didn’t seem to want me on the pill, even though she’d always said that if I wanted to have sex I should come to her. And this wasn’t even so I could have an awkward, sweaty three minutes in “heaven.” I just wanted four weeks without seeing red.

So a friend and I went to the clinic at nearby Einstein Hospital after school, where they told us we’d have to come back at 8 a.m. on a Friday to get in the queue for a walk-in appointment. There was no way I could do that. The school had an automated call system to notify your parents if you were late or absent. I would have been found out!

And so I didn’t get on the pill until I was in college. Thank goodness I hadn’t had sex before that. But for those who are also afraid of their parents finding out their actually having sex, making birth control available over the counter is a really smart move. 

Even after you’re out of your parents’ house, it can be hard to afford birth control, which can run as much as $60 for a month’s supply. And despite every uninformed man’s humble opinion that a $5 version of the pill works the same as a $60 version, it’s not that simple. For whatever complicated chemical reason, a woman can react poorly to different brands.

This can be a problem when there’s a mix-up at her gynecologist’s office and the wrong pill is ordered and the pharmacist can’t reach anyone to fix the problem because it’s a Saturday. Making the pill available over the counter would eliminate all of this and would allow our menfolk to rest easy that their wives won’t turn into a raging, horny mess with whom a conversation requires something much “like navigating through a minefield” and whose aches can be soothed “with a couple pelvic shakes.”

And let’s consider how making birth control easily accessible, which reduces the birth rate, would allow more American women to find financially stable jobs before they find themselves with child.

As the ACOG reports, “Access and cost issues are common reasons why women either do not use contraception use or have gaps in use.” And of course, making birth control accessible over the counter will not eliminate human error on the part of the sexually active person – indeed, we’ve all heard that abstinence is the only surefire birth control – but it is reprehensible not to make birth control as easy to obtain as possible. It’s really just plain good sense.

- Rosella Eleanor LaFevre

Learning to Travel as “Other”

JODY HANSON, PhD
M.L.T.S. Contributing Editor – Travel

Forget being kidnapped in Pakistan, almost dying from cerebral malaria in Nigeria or crossing the High Atlas Mountains in Morocco. The most terrifying experience of my life involved walking into the Grade 9 classroom in Watrous — a small town of two thousand people — in central Canada. It happened in January 1968, when the second term began, a few days short of my 14th birthday. The chilly reception rivaled the outside temperatures of minus 30C.

In this conservative, provincial town, strangers rated in the same league as door-to-door salespeople  — dodgy. And anyone who hadn’t started kindergarten with the class didn’t really count. My initial reaction included temper tantrums and screaming fits that I wanted to go back to the even smaller town where my family lived before the move. Eventually, I settled in and started to carve out a niche of friends. Some had been born there and others, like me, moved to town later. By the time I graduated three and a half years later, a pattern of living as “other” — the outsider who never quite fits — developed and it served me well in my live of travels.

Those of us who suffered the new-kids-on-the-block syndrome  — and there will be M.L.T.S. readers who fit into this group  — shared memories of difficulty, battle-fatigue and isolation. It shaped our lives and characters, forever, for better or worse, as do so many early experiences. For some, like me, it proved the best thing that ever happened; for others it bordered on soul-destroying. Rather than chose the path less travelled, it became my nature to grab a machete and hack my way through the jungle. Ordained perhaps, but the move at 14 sealed my fate.

The introspective experience of the acceptance-by-peers struggle turned into a determination to play by my own rules. To coordinate my own game plan and to control my hedonistic destiny.  Consequently, I often quip that I “forgot” to get married, have children or save any money. But it wasn’t until I started to reflect on my life that I realized how pivotal a point the move played. According to my mother, I was the only one affected by the relocation. My younger siblings adjusted.

In my early 20s I bumped into some of my classmates who expressed concern about my choices. I taught on Indian reserves in northern Canada and took university classes during the summer. By their estimation, the only thing that counted was to get married and have children. I shrugged my shoulders and went back to the reserve. Then, when I got tired of the cold, set out for West Africa for two years. The next time I became bored with life in northern Canada, I did a stint in China. It was in 1986-87 when people still wore blue Mao suits. In 1992-93 I headed out on a round-the-world trip through 29 countries, a present to myself for finishing my PhD.

When visiting my parents 20 years after the encounter with my classmates, I ran into the same women and they asked for an update. I told them I planned to stop in Tahiti to do a bit of scuba diving on my way back to teach at the University of Waikato in New Zealand. The looks they shot me sent a clear messages: Bitch!

It started on the reserve, where I’d quickly discovered that if you lived and worked in other cultures it cut you a wide swath – such a lovely prairie expression – as you aren’t judged by the same values and standards. So, with the Cree nobody said much about my iconoclastic behavior. In Nigeria  —after being socially reconstructed as the daughter of the Chief of Qua to help explain why I fit into a bush village  — I roared around on my motorcycle and frequented the village bar. A local woman would have been totally ostracized for even considering it. In China, the wei goren (foreigners) attracted attention for their expert status. Traipsing through Asia, Africa and Eastern Europe on the global jaunt further enhanced the perks of living outside the culture into which I’d been born.

The closest I ever came to leading the “white middle-class lifestyle” happened when teaching at the university in New Zealand. I hated it. I gagged and got claustrophobia. But I escaped  — conveniently timed with when I got my New Zealand passport  — to head off to pursue creative self-employment. Subsequently, I ended up in Australia. My loudly declared objective in life involves never having a “real” job again.

At the end of 2008, during the financial meltdown, I decided to liquidate and move from Sydney to Casablanca, Morocco, with two suitcases and a carry-on. People questioned my sanity. How could I consider landing in a country I’d never visited, didn’t know anyone, didn’t speak the language and hadn’t have a job lined up? I snorted and said that if I could move to Watrous and survive at 14, it would be easy. And, by comparison, the move to Morocco was a cake-walk.