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Miranda Kerr’s Got the Rx for Your Relationship Problems

Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom

Read on for Miranda Kerr’s advice on keeping your man interested. (Barf bags are not included.)

Dunno how I missed this earlier, but apparently, Miranda Kerr — she of the Victoria’s Secret fame who married Orlando Bloom and refused to let him leave the room while delivering his spawn — shared her relationship advice on The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson earlier this month.

“My grandma said, ‘Men are very visual, so don’t forget that,'” Miranda said. “She said, ‘Every day, put a little makeup on, put on some nice underwear, and you’ll keep your husband.'”

I know you’ve heard the argument against such sexist notions before. It’s insanely ridiculous to tell an audience that you can “keep” your man if you look good enough, as if to say that should he cheat on you or break up with/divorce you, it’s your own damn fault. Yeah, you lazy good-for-nothing opposite-of-a-hottie.

Well, the quote kind of got Cosmopolitan’s Korin Miller wondering. In her blog post on December 5, she posed the question: “[W]hat do guys do for us to bring the sexy?”

She continued, writing, “We mean, most try to seduce us in grotty old boxers and have zero qualms about downing garlic bread before a makeout session, while we repeatedly whip out matching lingerie and avoid stinky foods to keep things hot.”

Honestly, I don’t even make that much of an effort. Sure, I dress up for work, and I take pride in having beautiful hair, but I also love garlic more than any other spice on this green earth. And he of the “grotty old boxers” doesn’t get super fancy lingerie because, guess what? I don’t get freebies from my day job as a super model. I can’t afford $6-a-pop lace panties. Sorry.
So yeah, he’s just got to love me the way I am. If he’s not turned on by the sight of my tight, plump butt in a light blue cotton panty, then it’s not on me. So please, Miranda Kerr, you who probably wake up looking like a goddess, shut up about how we mere mortals can keep our men. Ugh.
-Rosella Eleanor LaFevre

10 Best Dressed

Hello everyone!

I’m sorry I’ve been M.I.A lately, but as we all know, it’s crunch time. Anyway, I am back and ready to talk about the best dressed ladies in the past couples of weeks.  I don’t know about you guys, but I’ve noticed some intense competition. These ladies are either 1) getting good at dressing up for big events or 2) have really good stylists. I will start backwards! Please comment and let me know what you guys think!

10. Lady Gaga

As much as it hurts me to put Lady Gaga in the last place, the other ladies did a much better job. Mother Monster rocked a color-block Roksanda Ilincic dress, a Philip Treacy hat,  Christian Louboutin heels, and Prada sunglasses while in London.

9. Emma Watson

Everyone’s favorite Harry Potter star (at least mine), and fashion Icon Emma Watson has done it again. In a gorgeous Jason Wu top, black skirt, Jimmy Choo heels, and a Charlotte Olympia leopard clutch, the star walked down the red carpet for her latest movie premiere in London, My Week with Marilyn.

8. Nicki Minaj

I know some people will disagree with me, but I have a thing when it comes to Oscar de la Renta gowns. Miss Minaj looked absolutely gorgeous in this OSDLR Spring’12 gown, and Alexander McQueen heels at the American Music Awards this past Sunday. I mean come on, doesn’t she just look divine?

7. Zoe Saldana

The incredibly talented and incredibly hot Zoe Saldana arrived to the Latin Grammy’s in style decked out in an Elie Saab kelly green sequin gown. The actress looks effortlessly chic, doesn’t she?

6. Ashley Greene

The newly Mrs. Donna Karan has been out and about rocking the designers dresses lately. Ashley Greene arrived to a preview of Breaking Dawn pt.1 sponsopred by DKNY in New York in this intensely beautiful dress. As the face of the brand, she is doing quite a good job, don’t you guys think?

5. Selena Gomez

Mrs. Bieber doesn’t seem to stop surprising us, does she? The actress/singer arrived to the American Music Awards this past sunday in hand of her little brother boyfriend in a Giorgio Armani satin gown looking like a vision. I’m quite impressed! Do you think she’ll keep getting lucky?

4. Miranda Kerr

Model/New mommy arrived to the 4th annual MOMA Film Benefit in a gorgeous Peter Pilotto dress and Nicholas Kirkwood heels. Doesn’t she just look uber-hot?

3. Blake Lively

My wife   The fashion Icon arrived to the 4th annual MOMA Film Benefit in an amazing Chanel Couture A/W 2011 dress, and Christian Louboutin ankle boots looking like she can conquer the world. I may be a little biased because I absolutely LOVE Blake Lively, but the Gossip Girl star just looks so chic and hot that I couldn’t resist giving her the 3rd place.

2. Jennifer Lopez

Wow. It’s all I have to say about this DIVA. OK, fantastically uber-hot does not even begin to describe how Jennifer Lopez looked at the American Music Awards this past Sunday. The gorgeous diva wore a  Zuhair Murad gown that hit her in all the right places. Besides the fact that she changed 5 times, the actress/singer absolutely killed it in this dress. Talk about being on FIRE.

1. Kristen Stewart

Please don’t send hate mail to my house. Kristen Stewart definitely deserves the top award, just let me explain why. The actress didn’t just look amazing one night, she did so TWO nights. Both events were for the Breaking Dawn pt.1 premiere, one in New York and the other in London. But please,forget the fact that she can have both Robert Pattinson AND Taylor Lautner, and that she only has one expression to her face. She looked amazing both nights! First in the premiere in New York with a gorgeous J Mendel gown, and black Jimmy Choos that shown just enough to make all of us go crazy. The other night she rocked a wonderful Roberto Cavalli gown, Alexander McQueen belt, and black Jimmy Choos. Praise the girl, girls. She sent this one out of the park!

Honorable Mentions: Taylor Swift, Sofia Vergara, Michelle Williams

I hope you guys enjoyed the best dressed list as much as I did!

Until next time!

Stay beautiful! XoFr